Not Coffee Black Mug, Coffee Mug, dark humor mug

🩸 Description

Not Coffee.

This gothic mug features subtle, realistic blood drips on a deep black background, paired with dark humor text that speaks for itself.
Perfect for those who love sarcasm, gothic aesthetics, and a slightly unhinged sense of humor.

Whether you’re starting your morning, surviving work, or just embracing your dark side — this mug makes a statement without saying too much.

🖤 Details

Black ceramic mug

Realistic blood drip design

Text: Not Coffee

Dishwasher and microwave safe

High-quality, long-lasting print

🩸 Perfect For

Gothic & alternative style lovers

Dark humor fans

Halloween all year vibes

Office sarcasm mugs

Unique, funny gift ideas

🎁 Makes a great gift for friends who run on caffeine, chaos, and questionable choices.

🖤 Because sometimes… it’s not coffee.


This black ceramic mug brings a darkly playful twist to your morning ritual. Glossy black ceramic showcases dramatic red droplets that appear to drip down the sides, paired with bold, silver-gray lettering for a moody, cinematic look. It feels like a prop from a gothic film set — heavy in atmosphere but comfortable in the hand thanks to its C-shaped handle. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe, it holds either a focused single cup or a generous pour, and its vibrant print resists fading so the design stays striking through everyday use. For anyone who enjoys a touch of macabre style with their coffee or tea, this mug adds theater to the routine and sets the tone for late-night writing, horror-movie marathons, or slow, deliberate sips at the kitchen table.

Product features
- Glossy black 100% ceramic construction with C-shaped easy-grip handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to suit smaller or larger servings
- Vibrant, high-definition print with dramatic red droplet design
- Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience
- Lead, cadmium, and BPA compliant; sourced blank from China

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in China, For adults
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap