Dark Humor Coffee Mug | Gothic Gift | Funny Introvert Flowchart | Anti Social Mug
$18.54
☠️ Call Instructions for Introverts – Gothic Edition
When the phone rings, your soul leaves your body?
Congratulations — this mug gets you.
This dark and dramatic Gothic Introvert Flowchart Mug shows exactly how to survive unwanted calls, small talk, and real-life meetings.
Perfect for those who prefer silence, shadows, and voicemail over human interaction.
⚫ Why you’ll love it:
Intense Gothic artwork with skulls, bats & dark textures
Hilarious “Call Instructions” flowchart — painfully relatable
Ideal for introverts, night owls & socially exhausted creatures
Looks insanely good on a black mug
☕ Product details:
11 oz ceramic mug
Premium glossy black finish
Microwave & dishwasher safe (gentle cycle)
C-shaped handle — perfect for dramatic sipping
🎁 Perfect for:
Gothic souls & metal fans
Introverts with a dark sense of humor
Anti-social office warriors
Friends who text “?” instead of calling
Halloween lovers — all year long
🖤 A daily reminder:
Talking is optional.
Voicemail is eternal.
And excuses are an art form.
Bring this mug home and let your inner darkness answer the call. ☠️📞
It feels substantial in the hand, and the comfortable C-shaped handle keeps your grip steady while you read the witty text. Use it on weekday mornings, during work-from-home breaks, or tucked into a cozy reading nook — it adds personality without shouting. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe, it’s built for real life: quick reheats, easy cleanup, and long-lasting color that resists fading. For anyone who enjoys a private cup of coffee and a dry smile, this mug slides naturally into the daily ritual.
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic with deep black finish
- Available in 11 oz
- Dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday use
- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable holding
- Vibrant, fade-resistant print; lead and BPA free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap