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☠️ Phone Call Instructions – Biker Edition

Do phone calls attack your peace?
Does small talk feel like torture?
Then this mug is your new battle companion.

This hardcore biker-style flowchart mug shows exactly how an introvert survives incoming calls — with sarcasm, excuses, and just a touch of doom.
Wrapped in fire, chains, skulls, and metal textures, it's the perfect blend of attitude and humor.

⚡ Why You Need This Mug

Badass high-detail biker & metal artwork

Hilarious “Phone Call Instructions” for introverts

Perfect for people who don't answer the phone (ever)

Looks wickedly good on a black mug

This isn’t just a mug — it’s a lifestyle.

☕ Product Details

11 oz ceramic mug

Glossy black finish

Dishwasher & microwave safe (gentle cycle)

Comfortable C-handle for dramatic sipping

🎁 Perfect For

Bikers, metalheads & rock lovers

Hardcore introverts

Friends who text “Call me” and ignite your fight-or-flight

Birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day

Anyone who thinks voicemail > human interaction

🔥 A Mug With Attitude

Let your morning coffee remind you:
Voicemail exists for a reason.

Grab this badass introvert mug and defend your personal space like a legend. ⚡☠️💀

Product features
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to suit short or long drinks
- 100% glossy ceramic in black with vivid, high-resolution printing
- Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience
- Comfortable C-shaped handle and lead/BPA-free materials
- Meets safety requirements for lead and cadmium; sourced components from China

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in China, For adults
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap