Funny Dracula Pizza Board / If Its Red, Lets Pretend Its Tomato Sauce / Bamboo Engraved Gift for Horror Fans, Goth Kitchen Decor

Bring a little dark humor into the kitchen with this engraved bamboo pizza board inspired by Transylvania vibes and classic vampire lore.
Perfect for pizza nights, Halloween lovers, gothic couples, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor.

The engraved quote:
“If it’s red… let’s pretend it’s tomato sauce.”
adds the perfect touch of playful mystery — especially with the minimalist Dracula silhouette underneath.
Is it tomato sauce? Is it something else?
Don’t worry… we’ll keep the secret. 😉

Perfect For

• Pizza lovers with a sense of humor
• Goth, vampire & horror fans
• Fun kitchen decor
• Dracula or Transylvania-themed gifts
• Housewarming presents
• Halloween or unique birthday gifts

A warm, wooden pizza paddle that brings a touch of playful charm to cozy kitchen nights. The smooth bamboo surface is engraved with a cheeky vampire motif and a short, witty line that reads like a secret shared between friends. Lightweight yet sturdy, this board feels natural in your hands as you slide a fresh pie from oven to table. Keep it close during movie nights, themed dinner parties, or when you just want to add a little theatrical fun to a weeknight pizza ritual.

Product features
- Made from natural bamboo for a warm, eco-friendly finish
- Laser engraving creates durable, detailed decoration
- Single size: 15 1/2" x 11" — roomy for most home pizzas
- Lightweight paddle shape with handle and hanging hole
- Hand wash only to preserve the bamboo and engraving

Care instructions
- Hand wash


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Hand wash