ER Nurse Mug / Calm on the Outside, Screaming on the Inside / Cute Nurse Coffee Cup / Funny Medical Gift

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Calm? On the outside, maybe.
Inside? A full supernatural meltdown.
This accent mug features a cute vampire nurse, perfectly capturing the mix of night-shift exhaustion, dark humor, and gothic charm. With fangs, tired eyes, and that iconic nurse confidence, it’s the ideal mug for anyone who works late and lives on caffeine.

🖤 Why this mug stands out:
• Exclusive vampire nurse illustration
• Gothic cute + nurse humor = eye-catching and relatable
• Vibrant, long-lasting print
• Accent rim & handle for a stylish look
• Perfect for coffee, tea, blood type O-negative (just kidding… maybe 🧛‍♀️)

This ceramic accent mug brings a warm, steady companion to demanding shift work. Designed with deep green accents and a glossy finish, the design features a comforting scene of a nurse holding a steaming cup next to a calm hospital backdrop and the phrase "Calm on the outside. Screaming on the inside." It’s the kind of mug that speaks in knowing chuckles between charting, night rounds, and coffee breaks — a small, honest nod to resilience. The colored interior and handle add a pop of personality on your desk or break-room shelf, while the sturdy C-handle and two size options let you sip exactly how you need to. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe, it’s built for real-life hustle and those quick, necessary warm-ups.

Product features
- Microwave safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher safe for easy cleanup
- Two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz
- White ceramic with colored interior and C-shaped handle
- Glossy finish with vibrant, lead- and BPA-free print

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap