Nurse Mug / I Only Bite Patients Who Deserve It / Funny Nurse Coffee Cup

If you’d like a different design, character, color theme, or product type (mug, tumbler, water bottle, poster, etc.), I’m happy to create it for you!
Just send me a message here on Etsy — custom requests are always possible.

Because let’s be honest…some patients do deserve it. 😈🩸
This spooky-cute mug features a vampire nurse illustration paired with the hilarious quote:
“I only please patients who deserve it.”
Perfect for nurses with dark humor, night shifters who survive on caffeine, and anyone who loves a touch of gothic chaos in their workday.

🖤 Why this mug is perfect:
• Exclusive vampire nurse artwork
• Funny, relatable quote for medical staff
• Gothic cute style that stands out
• High-quality, vibrant print
• Perfect for coffee, tea & night shift survival brews

This glossy black ceramic mug brings a playful, slightly dark sense of humor to morning routines and late-night coffee runs. The full-wrap design shows a confident, whimsical character delivering a cheeky line to a bedridden patient — an image that reads like a tiny comic panel on your countertop. The deep black background makes colors pop, while the glossy finish gives the illustration a vivid, polished look. Sturdy C-shaped handle and dishwasher/microwave-safe ceramic construction make it easy to use every day. It's a small piece that adds personality to hospital workers, nurses with a mordant sense of humor, or anyone who enjoys clever, offbeat art with their drink.

Product features
- Glossy black 100% ceramic finish for vibrant, crisp print quality
- Available in 11oz
- Dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday convenience
- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable holding
- Lead, cadmium, and BPA compliant; printed with vivid, long-lasting colors

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in China, For adults
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap